Oris Rules of Longevity

Oris Rules of Longevity

Old cowboy on his deathbed. Tells grandson the secret to a long life is to sprinkle a teaspoon of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning. Grandson listens and obeys. He lives to a ripe 94. Leaves behind 4 children, 16 grandchildren, 32 great grandchildren, and a 40′ hole in the wall of the crematorium.

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